Barbie1Kanobie and the Malibu Death star
(title has absolutly nothing to do with what this is about so deal with it.)
Metal people are dicks. Its a known fact. There are different levels of dickness but they are dicks none-the-less. It all revolves around self esteem and insecurities.
(((hahahahaha! highschool! funny!)))
An internet aquaintence was talking to me about a gig his band had (((which i regretfully had to miss))) though he had a good time he was concerned that the other band who played with them were heavier... i said.. as long as it was a good gig what does it matter? I went on about how self critisism is sometimes the worst kind etc. He then told me this was based upon what people posted on and internet web community.
first of all- people on the internet do shit like that.. it may not be true. they may not have even seen it. mostly people who post shit on the inter have no real social life me included. ((( i said mostly dammit. hey if they generalize i can generalize too)))
second of all- this brings me to my initial point... metal people are dicks. most are fickle sons of bitches with deep rooted issues. Remember!! they are all just D and D geeks in leather jackets. its all about presenting a hard core image. If his band suddenly cut an album and made it somewhere there would be the same people that would say things like "yah man i saw them before thay made it. those guys shred." ((( which in turn makes them appear more hard core)))
I was at a party the past weekend and there was alot of these metal heads at this party. where i went compleatly as myself with all my music with the the idea of i dotn care if you dont like my music becasue i do and thats all that matters..
there was this 19 year old "hippy" kid there and these metal guy were pretty much picking on him cause he didnt look hardcore enough or what stuff.. so we were all sitting there and this kid mentions iced earth and how much he like that band... well these "hard core metal dicks" were like "iced earth fucking blows you poseur!!" which made this kid feel really stupid and embarressed. now i happen to enjoy iced earth probably not as much as he but i said yeah man they are pretty cool i dig a question of heaven.. and his facial expression changes the redness left his face and we tlaked about iced earth for a bit.. when this metal guy chimes in and was like yeah man they arent that bad (((this coming from the guy that just called this kid a poseur cause ice earth fucking sucked)))
so this same guy interjects with his band interests mostly death metal which some i enjoy others not so much. but he brought up a particular band whom i dont enjoy but this was his most favorite band ever. and i bluntly told them no i dont like them i think they are a bunch of whiney losers with bad guitar and bass and they try to make up for it with a drum machine cause their drummer sucks too. as i said this i looked at teh kid who realized wha ti was doing.. then the metal dick did a compleat 180. he told me yeah I only have like one of thier cd's and im porbably going ot sell it.. he just told me that this was his most favorite band ever.. i told him he was talking out his ass. metal people are dicks case in point.
like this friend i had once upon a time we went to this fetish shop to looka t stuff and they had these killer shoes which I loved. very unique. I was planning to buy them but I didnt have the money just then. my friend said "god those shoes are nasty i wouldnt be caught dead in them. you have terrible taste" i was shocked. but was like ok to each thier own... i went back the next day to buy them but hey were gone... the next week at the the industrail night there she was wearing my fucking shoes that were so god awful. what a shit. i ordered them in and bought them anyways but was cunty thing to do. i forgave her but things felt apart and we arent friends so much anymore. metal people are dicks.
lots of metal people tend to condemn other metal peopl for the one or two juvinile cd's in thier collection when they have the same things in thiers. bullshit i tell you. so in conclusion.. im pretty sure your band is fine.. dont care so much.
Metal people are dicks. Its a known fact. There are different levels of dickness but they are dicks none-the-less. It all revolves around self esteem and insecurities.
(((hahahahaha! highschool! funny!)))
An internet aquaintence was talking to me about a gig his band had (((which i regretfully had to miss))) though he had a good time he was concerned that the other band who played with them were heavier... i said.. as long as it was a good gig what does it matter? I went on about how self critisism is sometimes the worst kind etc. He then told me this was based upon what people posted on and internet web community.
first of all- people on the internet do shit like that.. it may not be true. they may not have even seen it. mostly people who post shit on the inter have no real social life me included. ((( i said mostly dammit. hey if they generalize i can generalize too)))
second of all- this brings me to my initial point... metal people are dicks. most are fickle sons of bitches with deep rooted issues. Remember!! they are all just D and D geeks in leather jackets. its all about presenting a hard core image. If his band suddenly cut an album and made it somewhere there would be the same people that would say things like "yah man i saw them before thay made it. those guys shred." ((( which in turn makes them appear more hard core)))
I was at a party the past weekend and there was alot of these metal heads at this party. where i went compleatly as myself with all my music with the the idea of i dotn care if you dont like my music becasue i do and thats all that matters..
there was this 19 year old "hippy" kid there and these metal guy were pretty much picking on him cause he didnt look hardcore enough or what stuff.. so we were all sitting there and this kid mentions iced earth and how much he like that band... well these "hard core metal dicks" were like "iced earth fucking blows you poseur!!" which made this kid feel really stupid and embarressed. now i happen to enjoy iced earth probably not as much as he but i said yeah man they are pretty cool i dig a question of heaven.. and his facial expression changes the redness left his face and we tlaked about iced earth for a bit.. when this metal guy chimes in and was like yeah man they arent that bad (((this coming from the guy that just called this kid a poseur cause ice earth fucking sucked)))
so this same guy interjects with his band interests mostly death metal which some i enjoy others not so much. but he brought up a particular band whom i dont enjoy but this was his most favorite band ever. and i bluntly told them no i dont like them i think they are a bunch of whiney losers with bad guitar and bass and they try to make up for it with a drum machine cause their drummer sucks too. as i said this i looked at teh kid who realized wha ti was doing.. then the metal dick did a compleat 180. he told me yeah I only have like one of thier cd's and im porbably going ot sell it.. he just told me that this was his most favorite band ever.. i told him he was talking out his ass. metal people are dicks case in point.
like this friend i had once upon a time we went to this fetish shop to looka t stuff and they had these killer shoes which I loved. very unique. I was planning to buy them but I didnt have the money just then. my friend said "god those shoes are nasty i wouldnt be caught dead in them. you have terrible taste" i was shocked. but was like ok to each thier own... i went back the next day to buy them but hey were gone... the next week at the the industrail night there she was wearing my fucking shoes that were so god awful. what a shit. i ordered them in and bought them anyways but was cunty thing to do. i forgave her but things felt apart and we arent friends so much anymore. metal people are dicks.
lots of metal people tend to condemn other metal peopl for the one or two juvinile cd's in thier collection when they have the same things in thiers. bullshit i tell you. so in conclusion.. im pretty sure your band is fine.. dont care so much.
posted by Runs With Scissors at 3:55 PM
1 Comments:
Not just in the metal world either, these guys are ALL over the place.....and it's sad, but it is fun to rip em up like you did.....
People...can't live with em, can't kill em and tell everyone they went to Atlantic City....
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