*insert something amusing here*
So it seems I have a blog now. Ha! Thats rather unfortunate for you! As I am by NO means a literary genius. You can complain all you want. Much good it'll do you. You are the one reading it...
That said, To keep the true spirit of many superfluous blogs I have read, I will provide an on going list of this that piss me off to no avail! So without further ado....
Things that Piss Me Off #1
People who spit- Firstly, this does not include situations where you may find yourself on a bridge or a rather tall building with cars travelling far below, ferris wheels, carney rides especailly the zipper, gravatron or gondolas. Also, roadkill is an acceptable outlet for such behavior, In my past many a roadkill has felt the wrath of a good stick poking (which would explain my lack of friends) double standard? perhaps.. but its my blog so you best shut uppa yo mouth. It's people walking down the street. What the hell is your problem? The majority or these individuals tend to be of the male persuasion. However, I have seen many chicks do this also (you dirty dirty wenches) so they are not excempt. It seems to me many of these loogie hawking men complain about not being able to get laid. coinsedance? HA NO!
Im walking downtown and notice a rather striking guy: Tall, dark. etc.... and after the thought circles my head a few times the guy places his index finger on his right nostrial and makes this god awful hoarking noise the noise travels deep into his throat with a moist reverberating wretch he brings the fluid to the front of his mouth and in a rising cresendo......PPTTTOOOOAHH!!!...... SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!!!! your hot points were at about an 8.. now you are -5 good luck with that.
I thought perhaps it was because he looked like he belong to some sort of de generate sub culture, bad up bringing? punk ass attitude?.. I decided no because I know plenty of those and they dont seem to do that.In public at least. Later, the same day this yuppie in an expensive suit with a briefcase stops on the corner and hoarks this massive greeny on the side walk. IS YOUR MOTHER RPOUD OF YOU?? IS SHE AROUND??CAUSE AFTER I SLAP YOU ID LIKE TO SLAP HER!!! UPSIDE HER HEAD WITH A FIRE HYDRANT!!!!! god damn.. I've spoken to pleanty of people on this subject the general concensus with guys is that: "It tastes bad, just gotta get rid of it" Kleenex?, Find a bathroom?? Or swallow it?. (the last one to which I get comments of gross! disgusting etc) From all the women I've spoken to they say they have swallowed worse things than thier own flem. get a fucking kleenex.
That said, To keep the true spirit of many superfluous blogs I have read, I will provide an on going list of this that piss me off to no avail! So without further ado....
Things that Piss Me Off #1
People who spit- Firstly, this does not include situations where you may find yourself on a bridge or a rather tall building with cars travelling far below, ferris wheels, carney rides especailly the zipper, gravatron or gondolas. Also, roadkill is an acceptable outlet for such behavior, In my past many a roadkill has felt the wrath of a good stick poking (which would explain my lack of friends) double standard? perhaps.. but its my blog so you best shut uppa yo mouth. It's people walking down the street. What the hell is your problem? The majority or these individuals tend to be of the male persuasion. However, I have seen many chicks do this also (you dirty dirty wenches) so they are not excempt. It seems to me many of these loogie hawking men complain about not being able to get laid. coinsedance? HA NO!
Im walking downtown and notice a rather striking guy: Tall, dark. etc.... and after the thought circles my head a few times the guy places his index finger on his right nostrial and makes this god awful hoarking noise the noise travels deep into his throat with a moist reverberating wretch he brings the fluid to the front of his mouth and in a rising cresendo......PPTTTOOOOAHH!!!...... SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK!!!! your hot points were at about an 8.. now you are -5 good luck with that.
I thought perhaps it was because he looked like he belong to some sort of de generate sub culture, bad up bringing? punk ass attitude?.. I decided no because I know plenty of those and they dont seem to do that.In public at least. Later, the same day this yuppie in an expensive suit with a briefcase stops on the corner and hoarks this massive greeny on the side walk. IS YOUR MOTHER RPOUD OF YOU?? IS SHE AROUND??CAUSE AFTER I SLAP YOU ID LIKE TO SLAP HER!!! UPSIDE HER HEAD WITH A FIRE HYDRANT!!!!! god damn.. I've spoken to pleanty of people on this subject the general concensus with guys is that: "It tastes bad, just gotta get rid of it" Kleenex?, Find a bathroom?? Or swallow it?. (the last one to which I get comments of gross! disgusting etc) From all the women I've spoken to they say they have swallowed worse things than thier own flem. get a fucking kleenex.
posted by Runs With Scissors at 7:34 PM
2 Comments:
That's right...don't take any guff from these fucking swine....although I can clearly see that you don't....fair enough.
Here it's people playing Lee Harvey Oswald on the SkyTrain tracks:
Ptooie! pause, throw the bolt, reload...
Ptooie!
With a seemingly endless clip. :P
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